You Must Be So Proud

Sergei Lobanov-Rostovsky
May 25, 2011
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NEW YORK (AP): The Kardashians are working on a novel, and you may get to name it.

Publisher William Morrow, an imprint of HarperCollins, announced Tuesday that reality stars Kourtney, Kim and Khlo?? Kardashian are turning to fiction. Scheduled for a November release, the book promises an imaginary peak into the dynamics of “a glamorous, high profile and complicated family.”

Sorry, William Morrow, but this is too easy. (You can find all the predictable responses here.) My suggestion to the editors at William Morrow is Amazon: We Surrender. Or maybe For This I Got A Literature Degree? Still, it’s a clever business decision. From now on, those busy William Morrow editors don’t need to spend any more valuable time writing rejection notes. They can simply send every writer a copy of this story.

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